im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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