soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I forget how to act sober
She's better-looking with the mask on.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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