You're so nebulous sometimes
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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