The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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