mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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