Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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