love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
