God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The police scanner is talking about you again....
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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