oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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