loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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