Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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