walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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