i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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