does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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