forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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