fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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