lets start a swedish sibling band together
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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