FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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