Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize
