Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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