you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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