party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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