"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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