Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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