Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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