garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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