at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Well I just put wine in my tea
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
