thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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