WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Randomize
