YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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