Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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