i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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