We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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