I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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