so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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