i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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