So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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