I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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