can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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