how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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