its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Well I just put wine in my tea
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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