I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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