I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
it glows. i had to have it.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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