I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize