There is no way he is gay with that hair.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
