It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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