I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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