shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
There's even glitter on my cock...
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