Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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