talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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