Buhtt sex?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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