idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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