.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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