Who did Billy Mays play for?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
