Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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